Category: Free Paintings

I hope it’s not too hot under the sun for that fur coat

He seems more angry than blue

Probably lives on a mountain

Dapper dog

This art doesn’t have to do laundry

My nose smells like nose

I wonder if he gets out of tune when he’s hungover.

I captured golf to a tee.

This phoenix must have come from a really hot flame because it’s blue.

This cat is scratching.

All of my Patreon Pal-ys are absolutely awesome. We are a part of “The Outrageous”. I painted this...

One of my Patreon Pal-ys has a “big ape” theme in his usernames. He’s been awesomely...

This flower grew in from the mail for her.

This fish swam in from the mail for her.

This is the first in a series for a friend of mine. She didn’t know I was painting them for her. I...

Reagan is more famous than Reagan’s painting ever will be.

This is Reagan the Doodle. He’s kind of a big deal.

Apparently breakfast is also a diva.

She’s named after the creator of Dollywood.  

The next series of three are for my friend who names her dog after divas. I assume this one is...

This is a painting of a hole. The donut part was necessary to represent said hole.

This art will loosen you up.

You like pizza. Pizza is the food at every birthday party because everyone likes pizza. You can’t...

Brown buddies with white

But they didn’t call it “Thor 2″. They called it “The Dark World”.

This one looks like it belongs on a mantle. Do people still have mantles?

He looks like he’s had a day.

Toot toot toot toot

Cats don’t know what color they are. Cause they’re colorblind. What don’t humans know about...

Quite dapper

Whoa, what? Holy crap! Did you know that owls can rap? Freestyling is a difficult art Owls can do...

Yes, someone wanted Bernie Sanders as Harry Potter.

Smiling on blue

I should put the other half of her on a follow-up painting.

Putting out a third fire

I guess his fur wasn’t warm enough

Don’t sniff too much, pup.

Wearing his flag

A scary looking dude, cuite-ified

I’d read a book solely dedicated to the drink you order when you can’t think of anything...

This is a daphnia, a small planktonic crustacean. Like, super small. This painting is a huge...

A sovereign head of state (especially a king, queen, or emperor) butterfly

Vrooooooom.

Classic Bugs!

This person asked for something about dinosaurs. Or unicorns. Too bad I don’t know the definition...

  JUST DROPPED A BOMB ON THIS PROJECT! I’m baaaaack!! There are some daily arts headed your...

He is the night.

They wanted a camera with a soccer ball as the lens. That’s what they got. I feel like this camera...

Malt beverage and liquor. I’ve heard you shouldn’t mix the two. This painting may make you...

This is what happens when you get punched in the face by Batman.

One’s got socks

Dad’s out teaching college or mailing a letter or consulting with a wizard or something. I dunno....

Dapper tapper

Not to be confused with a Millennial Falcon: An entitled, obsessed with social media, hipster,...

I did not request this painting, I swear. Someone from the internet decided I should be depicted...

I love Bob’s Burgers. I also love H. Jon Benjamin, the voice of Bob. Oh, I also love Kristen...

King of the jungle having a good hair day.

Here is someone’s dog. Someone sent me a picture of their dog and said “Paint my dog”. I’m sure...

I was painting this on a livestream and one of the people watching commented that it was a cow. I...

This request was for Toad from Mario Kart mixed with a Minion. I feel like I did a decent job and...