Author: Ali Spagnola

Shot no.: 33 Song title: Liquid Blank Style: Funk/R&B Your task: Fill in the blank It’s called “Liquid Blank” because it’s “Liquid _______”. You fill in the blank. “Liquid...

Shot no.: 32 Song title: If You’re Wasted and You Know It Style: Hip Hop Common statement: I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough. Yep. I took a children’s rhyme and turned it into a drinking song....

Shot no.: 31 Song title: These Songs Keep Getting Faster Style: Video Game/8-bit Perceived song length: 15 seconds It happens, without fail, during every power hour. Everyone feels the effects and at least one person says,...

Shot no.: 30 Song title: Halfway Style: Electro/Rock You are: Halfway! You’ll notice that there are two claps after every time I sing “You’re halfway”. Now, whenever I’m halfway through something,...

Shot no.: 29 Song title: This Frat Sucks Style: Rock Your enemy: Dead air The chant from this song is actually employed by students at my college on a regular basis. Fraternity sound systems and fraternity DJs aren’t the...