Shot no.: 52 Song title: Cheers for No Reason Style: Pop/Rock Reason you are drinking: Why not? Toasting is stressful. The whole room has to be quiet and then one person stands up to give a reason why everyone is going to drink....
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this is not a painting of harvey™ brand milk.
Read MoreUSB Power Hour Shotglass has the Greatest Internet Commercial Ever In an age when TV commercials and banner ads are ignored, it’s impressive to watch an amateur commercial that’s far more engaging than anything professionals...
Read MoreShot no.: 51 Song title: Sandwich In a Can Style: Electro/Dance/Pop Most portable meal: Beer This song takes itself too seriously and I like it that way. It’s this dark, dramatic electro song. . . about drinking your...
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his mom was a yellow kitty and his dad was a blue kitty
Read MoreShot no.: 50 Song title: My Liver Hurts Style: Beatbox How to spell skillz: With a “z” I don’t claim to be a good beatboxer. But I do claim to have done it in public a lot. There’s a burger joint on my...
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must be a jewish monster
Read More‘Power’ chords: New song cycle pays tribute to collegiate drinking game If you’ve ever been blotto enough to drunk-dial your boss, desecrate a statue or ask a cop to hold your beer, then Ali Spagnola has a song for you. Her new...
Read MoreShot no.: 49 Song title: Shots In the Shower Style: ’80s pop Things that are boring: Sober hygiene Shots in the shower or a beer shower, also known as a “bower”, is a splendid pregame ritual. When you’re...
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i see no flower or horn. or cichlid. whatever that is.
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