Shot no.: 54
Song title: Song In the Key of an Empty
Style: Dance/Pop
What you should have studied in high school band: The 12 oz bottle
An empty 12 oz bottle plays the note “G”. That’s right, any standard beer bottle, sans beer, will sound a G whenever you blow into it. I wrote this song so that a G will always sound good no matter when you play it in the track. Awwww. Yeah. I just made you (and everyone else with an empty bottle) the star of this minute. Bust out that instrument and impress everyone with how talented you are to be able to fit in with the music.
You’re officially a member of Ali’s Power Hour Band for 60 whole seconds so you need to represent. Play while you do a split kick and drop to your knees. Wail on two bottles at the same time. Turn down the music for a few seconds and nail a face-melting solo. At least smashing your instrument at the end of the song is less expensive than when guitarist do it.
Lyrics:
(Come on play it for me)
I wrote this song in G with one intent
To turn your empty bottle into an instrument
This song was made for you to join in
Empty that 12-ounce bottle and blow in
This is the song in the key of an empty
So why don’t you help me
This is the song in the key of an empty
That bottle plays a G
This is the song in the key of an empty
Come on and play with me
This is the song in the key of an empty
Come on play your empty