Shot no.: 45
Song title: Refill Right After You Drink
Style: Salsa/Tango
Doesn’t belong in this game: Foam
Lots of people have told me “a power hour is too filling with all that foamy beer.” This song is to help those weak people that get taken down by bubbles. Refill your glass immediately after you do your shot so it has 60 seconds to sit there while the carbonation releases. Hooray, it’s slightly easier to drink! Maybe that Power Hour Lager I talked about developing should be completely flat. Ew. But practical!
The “veteran” I talk about in the lyrics who gave me this advice was Nancy*. Plenty of her stories have already made their way into my 60 Days of Drinking articles but this time she should be especially proud for being so helpful. Her advice has reduced the amount of burps at my live power hours by exactly 782% [based on observational study executed by Binge Responsibly, LLC owner, Ali Spagnola].
This song’s got a Latin feel to it in case there are any ballroom fans out there that want to bust out the moves. The middle section breaks down into a tango style for some variation. Luckily you’ll be able to do all those complex lifts, spins and dips because you’re not bloated from extra carbonation. You’re welcome.
*Names have been changed to protect the inebriated
Lyrics:
I find this song to be
A way to give you wisdom that was given to me
A veteran told me what I was doing wrong
So now I’m gonna pass this tip along
Refill right after you drink
Then the foam has time to settle
Oh refill right after you drink
Or you’ll end up feeling too full
90 ounces of beer is a lot
Especially with all that foam on top
Your stomach will get full to fast
So listen to me if you want to last
Refill right after you drink
Then the foam has time to settle
Oh refill right after you drink
Or you’ll end up feeling too full