Shot no.: 5
Song title: Shot Glass On a String
Style: Country Western
Required accessory: Wearable shot glass
Shot glasses on strings are spectacular. For one thing, it’s something you can physically wear that lets everyone know how awesome you are without you having to say a word. The silent dialog goes like this:
Person that sees your accessory: Is that a shot glass around your neck?
You: Why yes, I am the life of the party. Thank you for noticing.
For another thing, it allows for hands free fun. All the equipment you need stays right in front of you while your hands are free to party. It’s the fanny pack of shot glasses.
For a third and fourth thing: No breaking the glass. No losing the glass.
I do present a counter argument in the song lyrics but quickly knock it down stating, “Your shirt may get wet but you don’t care.” A damp circle in the center of your shirt after a power hour is also a sign that you’re the life of the party. Sometimes I’ll wet the middle of my shirt before I go out even if I haven’t pregamed with a power hour. Trust me, it gets all the fellas.
Have I convinced you of the party around your neck magnificence yet? If not, check out the old timey country western song below for the clincher.
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Lyrics:
Shot glass on a string
Shot glass on a string
Regular glasses get lost or fall and shatter
With this brilliant thing let go it doesn’t matter
Your shirt may get wet but you don’t care
‘Cause wherever you go that cup’s always there
Shot glass on a string
Shot glass on a string
I’d like to shake your hand whoever invented this thing
Shot glass on a string
Shot glass on a string
