Shot no.: 60
Song title: The End
Style: Swing
Your score: ∞
HOLYCRAPYOUDIDIT!! You made it to the final minute. The final song. The final shot. Way to bring your A game! You played amazingly and deserve to celebrate. Throw your ball caps in the air! Spike your shot glass! Line everyone up for the postgame handshake! Rip your shirt off and whip it around your head like a helicopter! Chest bump everyone on your team! (That one is especially hardcore if you’re female. Actually, so is the one before it.) Jump into a team dog pile! Dump the cooler on your coach! Oh wait. . . that would be me. Ok, skip that step.
Of course, I immediately suggest in the lyrics that you start the album over again. 60 Songs (and They’re All One Minute Long) is 60 times catchier the second time you come around to it. And this time you’ll actually drunk dial for track 3, Drunk Dialing.
This boppy swing tune is my sign off for a fabulous hour with you. It’s meant to have the atmosphere of, “We’re wrapping it up, folks!” The middle of the song has some extended instrumental time so when I’m playing with my live band, I can let each member solo and then announce them.
So again, congratulations on experiencing the entire power hour. And guess what. You won!
Lyrics:
Congratulations! The end
Feel free to start again
Congratulations! The end
Congratulations! The end
Feel free to start again
Congratulations! The end