Shot no.: 40
Song title: Five caps
Style: Sea Shanty
Yo ho?: Yo ho.
Pirate power hour! Heck yeah, this album needed a sea shanty. And heck yeah you get to chant “Yo ho!” with me! The song is called “Five Caps” because if you’ve taken every shot so far, you’ll have finished five beers by this minute. The reason the sea shanty comes in at five beers is because that’s the highest number pirates know. I don’t want to alienate the pirate demographic by making them count to six.
Check out the video below to see some pirate battle action. When I point the mic to my audience in the balcony they throw a “Yo ho!” back at me. . . followed by a glow stick. Watch at 0:50 when I use my swift, piratey skills to catch it and thwart their attack attempt. Arrrgh.
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Lyrics:
Yo ho yo ho
You should have five caps by now
Yo ho yo ho
You should have five caps by now
Everybody search the ground
Hold up all the caps you’ve found
Everybody search the floor
You should find five caps or more
Miller, Yuengling, Bud or Coors
If you’ve got five caps and they’re all yours
Then props to you. You’re on the right track
Reach over your shoulder and pat your own back
If four is all you find
You’re just a bit behind
Don’t you worry. Do not fret
This hour’s not quite over yet
If you’ve got three or two or one
I’ll tell you what needs to be done
Chug a beer. Chug a beer. Chug a beer. Chug a beer
Catch up before the last song is here
Yo ho yo ho
You should have five caps by now
Yo ho yo ho
You should have five caps by now
