Author: Ali Spagnola

i imagine it’s hard to wave hello when your head and body are the same size

i guess this thing actually lived on this planet at some point

yeah that’s right, dog. i called you generic. deal with it

this art has seen the bottom of the ocean

he’s from a place that was named by some less-than-creative people

i left off the pacifier. and the date overlay

with a side of relish, ketchup and cream cheese.

this art has a soundtrack