Ok, so I made this app… It’s for playing a Power Hour Drinking Game. I designed what it does (which are awesome things), plus I created all the graphics myself and I’m super freakin’ proud of it. I was super freakin’ psyched when I finally submitted to the Apple Store.

Then, Apple said it was dangerous and rejected it. So I changed the description, removing anything that said “game” to fool them into thinking it’s safe. Apple was not fooled. Rejection #2. So I edited the wording within the app and removed any reference to “drinking” to further fool those suckers. Apple was not suckered. Rejected AGAIN.

At this point I got very concerned that I wouldn’t be able to get this app out to the world at all. Time to head to Android! The app is now ready for Android πŸ™‚

Now back to the Apple Store. I edited lots more of wording and images within the app and description. I had to completely get rid of any time I said “Power Hour”. This is especially frustrating because I actually fought a legal battle against an asshat (and won after 3 years) freeing everyone to play Power Hours! More about that here.

Anyway, I submitted for the FOURTH TIME, having zero hopes of this working and thinking I’d actually have to change how my app works (watering it down to be some lame piece of crap) to ever get it accepted…

…APPLE WAS FOOLED HAHA SUCKERS WOOOO!!! My app is now launching on iPhone and Android on Sept. 30th!!! I’m so excited to release this thing for you guys after I worked so hard on it! (And then had to work so hard to get it to you.) Here’s the website I made to show you all the cool stuff Ali’s Power Hour App does. Check out the video too!: