Yes, that rhymed.

Anyway, the testimony yesterday went well! It was a lot of me being asked to “identify this document” which were emails from Steve and “please read what is in the second paragraph” kind of things. It wasn’t as dramatically “Law & Order” as I would have liked but there was at least a stenographer which, I found, is a big encourager of self consciousness. It’s weird having every word you say on record.

I got to talk about Carnegie Mellon fraternities, the origin of my knowledge of power hours. And I got to give a special shout out to my high donors. Thanks again to “Those people” and “Anonymous” who gave some extra evidence by both donating over $1,000 in support! I also go to point out how Steve says and does contradictory things. I bet it would have been the first time the stenographer ever had to type “giant stupid meanie-head jerk”. Well, too bad I had self control and kept it to myself.

And speaking of Steve, no, he didn’t show up. He had a chance to cross examine me and he didn’t take it. I’ll update again once the testimony has been submitted or if Steve does get in touch with my lawyer.